I have an idea for a global investment conference.
How about we mount a Virtual Zoomsters’ Conference in Connect e-Cloud next time the world's fancy pants billionaires are off flashing their bling in Davos or Zurich?
We could invite Danilo, Daniella and Chris, the smartest investors I know on three continents, with a keynote address by the 2023 Colombian Cigar Queen, all on condition they keep their speeches to under 140 characters.
The breakout sessions would consist of 30 seconds each of absolute silence during which we all sit and stare at each other while desperately trying to keep from bursting out laughing.
Price of admission would be 7 Satoshis sent to a Nul Bucket address that nobody could ever collect, not even E-long-muck, sort of like those trinket trophies we put on one-way deep space probes in case they encounter extra terrestrial life.
The conference would conclude with a rousing standing ovation, with all microphones muted . . . except for the Colombian Cigar Queen’s, who would thus be crowned our honorary Miss Mundo-2023, a sort of thoroughly back tested Implied Volatility score, since by then it would already be 2024.
What was the old ASCII character version of today's 'rolling-eyes' emoticon?
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